I know I’m biased, but honestly–does this look like someone capable of cold-blooded murder?
There’s no way somebody this cute could murder an innocent bunny rabbit, right? I mean, I know the whole caught-red-handed-eating-the-bunny’s-face was sort of incriminating, but that’s not PROOF he committed murder. The mangy black cat down the street could have totally planted that body in our garage.
Really, the evidence is circumstantial at best. And I spent most of my three years at law school reading romance novels, so I should know.