Right. So I’m just going to pretend like it hasn’t been almost a year since I last updated my blog and pick up right where I left off. In other words, meet my brand new SUPER HOT boyfriend.
His name is Cristiano Ronaldo and apparently he’s a really famous soccer player in Europe. He’s also outrageously hot, if you didn’t notice. I normally don’t date athletes in my imaginary life, but I’ve decided to make an exception in this case because–hello, did you LOOK at him?
Before Cristiano I was having a fling with Shia Labeouf, who is also outrageously hot–albeit in a different way than Cristiano–but lately I’ve been wondering if maybe he’s too young for me. I mean, first the Walgreen’s arrest and now this whole turning his truck over thing . . . it’s a little too much drama for me. Although I STRONGLY urge you to click on the Walgreen’s link and watch the video clip of Shia on David Letterman explaining the story behind his arrest. SO FUNNY. He’s hilarious.