Right.Â So I’m just going to pretend like it hasn’t been almost a year since I last updated my blog and pick up right where I left off.Â In other words, meet my brand new SUPER HOT boyfriend.
His name is Cristiano Ronaldo and apparently he’s a really famous soccer player in Europe.Â He’s also outrageously hot, if you didn’t notice.Â IÂ normally don’t date athletes in my imaginary life, but I’veÂ decided toÂ make anÂ exceptionÂ in this case because–hello, did you LOOK at him?
Before Cristiano I was having a fling with Shia Labeouf, who is also outrageously hot–albeit in aÂ different way than Cristiano–butÂ lately I’ve beenÂ wondering ifÂ maybe he’s too young for me.Â I mean, first the Walgreen’s arrest and nowÂ this wholeÂ turning his truck over thingÂ Â . . . it’s a little too much drama for me.Â Although I STRONGLY urge you to click on the Walgreen’s link and watch the video clip of Shia on David Letterman explaining the story behind his arrest.Â SO FUNNY.Â He’s hilarious.