Back from the dead

Right.  So I’m just going to pretend like it hasn’t been almost a year since I last updated my blog and pick up right where I left off.  In other words, meet my brand new SUPER HOT boyfriend.

His name is Cristiano Ronaldo and apparently he’s a really famous soccer player in Europe.  He’s also outrageously hot, if you didn’t notice.  I normally don’t date athletes in my imaginary life, but I’ve decided to make an exception in this case because–hello, did you LOOK at him?

Before Cristiano I was having a fling with Shia Labeouf, who is also outrageously hot–albeit in a different way than Cristiano–but lately I’ve been wondering if  maybe he’s too young for me.  I mean, first the Walgreen’s arrest and now this whole turning his truck over thing  . . . it’s a little too much drama for me.  Although I STRONGLY urge you to click on the Walgreen’s link and watch the video clip of Shia on David Letterman explaining the story behind his arrest.  SO FUNNY.  He’s hilarious.

5 thoughts on “Back from the dead

  1. Soccer players are hot, but I like athletes in general. Um, Shia LeBeouf though? Not sure I can get into someone whose name means “the beef” in French, albeit a misspelled version. ;)

  2. Mmmm Christiano is VERY hot. I found out about him several years ago. Is that first picture of him? If so, that’s being saved to my hotties folder.

    Also, Shia is pretty hot too but you’re totally right that the drama is getting to be too much. What happened to Shia? He used to be so good.

    Anyway, great to see you blogging again!! :)

  3. Yes, the first pic is of Cristiano. And I’m not even going to tell you how many hours–er, minutes–I mean, seconds I’ve spent staring at it. :)

    I don’t know what’s up with Shia either. I hope it’s just his age and that it will pass.

  4. Looks like you lost your chance w/ Shia. I saw him on a late night talk show and he said that he had a thing for Diane Sawyer. Yes, you did read that right. Well, at least you know that you’re definitely NOT too old for him.

  5. i must say that all athletes have amazing bodies and, i, myself are dating one now as we speak..and wow is it amazing!!! and he’s a soccer player too. =] you should really look at more athletes, in my opinion :P

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